a thousand trillion years before the time of mean began
in the dawning of the uniserve in an invisible land
lived the most beautiful unicorn, that no one ever saw
with the power roughly equal to a couple hundred sharks
she rides oh she rides
in the age before a hundred years before the age began
lived a being with a power over a every mortal man
in the sky above the mountain and a midgit and a tree
high above a beer volcano and a stripper factory
he flies oh he flies
on a hill above the galaxy on the dark side of the sun
eating pineapples and a raisin bread waitng for the day to come
she gallops toward her destiny with a fire in her soul
with an invisible heartbeat pumping out beyond control
and on top of old smokey covered in a heathens blood
his noodly appendeages destroying all they touch
two giant balls and angels hair blowing in the wind
and hell comes down from an angry cloud and the battle did begin
212 tornados and a swarm of angry bees
chased away the midgit and uprooted the trees
and the noodley diety would not be out done
he fired pepperonis from a floating pirate ship
and shot invisibullets from an invisible gun
he shot invisibullets from an invisible gun
and a silence fell that could be heard 1000 miles off
were a tree fell on a midgit but no human heard it fall
and the smell of bottled water lingered heavy in the air
and a deaf dog whispered something that a blind man couldn't hear
and a rainbow shot just lika a lightning bolt across the sky
and a string of pearly tears fell from a purpled oysters eye
and the non-believers gasped and hung their gym socks out to dry
but no one could see why
and she rides oh she rides
or
he flies oh he flies